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zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3
00.edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
ZuckFuck doesn’t make his net worth each year. So let’s compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it’s important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it’s like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
300 would be 1% wouldn’t it? It’d be like paying a fine of 3
🤦♀️ yes
So he cares slightly more than when I go to the grocery store but forget my reusable bags
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn’t that an admission that your business has no value?
No not at all, but it is an admission that they know what they’re doing is wrong and they just don’t give a shit.
r/nottheonion
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren’t saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Zuckerburg says “Today I ate a sandwich!”
Nobody cares.
But wait…the full quote was “Today I ate a sandwich…of babys!”
the thing is he thinks he knows better than the rest of us. because he’s a billionaire.
he got the same clown makeup as his daddy
Maybe think about not saying shit that you’d be afraid would leak.
well that is what he’s saying. what he should try is thinking about why the things he says are so “value-destroying”.
Now that’s an amazing headline.
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
After all, he said age of privacy is over (or something similar).
Then maybe you should shut your Trump dick sucking mouth, champ.
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
For some reason “dildo” is way funnier than “you dildo”. Thanks for the laugh
With that hair he could pass for a hobbit.
Dildo Baggins, CEO of Meta
It’s the finality of it, I think.
Glad to bring a smile!
I’m reminded of this:
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”
— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
I remember reading this - IIRC the kingdom had an independant archivists division that was not under the control of the king, for the sole reason that kings would try to fit the narrative to their benefit.
That was a great read. Thanks!
One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Sounds like lady shit
I wonder if he realizes that’s because no one around him respects or likes him?
People really do end up with the face they deserve.
No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn’t broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.
To the pain!
Hopefully we can also force him to use a 'murican hospital and have his healthcare plan deny paying anything. That would be fun
It is also still attached to his shoulders
