This is part of the plot of the movie Dream Scenario

Hilariously, trump wants to remove the law that says you can’t hold platforms legally at fault for their users. Once that gets repealed, this is a genuine argument. (As far as I know… I’m not a lawyer but that’s my interpretation)

Yes, trump has also offered him a spot on his cabinet

I always heard it starting with:

"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?

299"

The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:

"But… They still don’t make it across, why?

Because you threw a brick at them!"

Looking at OPs post history… They missed one actually

Noooooooo

It’s just speedrunning a 3D print for funsies.

What show is that?

You should make one. I’d sub immediately