Another advertiser claimed it hasn't runs a paid ad campaign on X in years, regardless of X serving its ads to users.
  • nLuLukna English
    90•2 years ago
    1. Buy unprofitable application
    2. Make a series of incredibly shit business decisions
    3. It’s now less profitable than before.
    4. ???
    5. ???
    6. Profit
      • @droans@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2•2 years ago

        Nah, it’s selling to Yahoo, then getting your parent company acquired by Verizon, then having Verizon spin your parent company off again.

    • vanontomEnglish
      14•2 years ago

      Hold on, maybe I’ve figured it out. Endless magical profits, here I come!

      Step 4. Be ultra-wealthy. (Bonus for not paying taxes.) Step 5. Do anything. (Bonus for pretending it’s profitable.)

    • @Snapz@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8•2 years ago

      I’ve one the steps is, “use the letter X SOMEHOW, so people won’t laugh at you and will realize you are so cool finally”