Turns out all we may need to stop climate change is 139 billion gallons of super-duper white paint::According to one professor, we may be able to stop climate change if we used a new super white paint to cover the entire United States
The only thing that will stop climate change is if we reduce the beef industry and eat billionaires instead. Every billionaire will chop 0.1° off the warming trend.
Take one bite now, come back for more.
Not enough supply to meet the demand unfortunately, and if you do it carelessly you might end up being the next billionaire. I’m sure there ought to be some wagyu billionaire out there, just be careful charging the premium for it.
A perfectly logical & comical response to the proposed idea of cannibalism. I like it!
Best I can do is ultra bright, white cows.
