Tim Appleis like the only positive thing that came out of Trump’s mouth/presidency, except forvery legal, very cool
perfect phone calls
gushing about chocolate cake while bombing
IraqSyriabig, red button for Diet Coke room service in White House
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
U got me, but thats nitpicky lol
Edit: i like how its set up so he can easily chunk it together
Person = woman or man Camera = tv
Very stable brain
the stable-est
Like where voluminous bullshit and horseshit are generated on the daily. I’d say even when he’s constipated he always REGULAR lol😎
Meatball Ron is pretty funny. Normally his nicknames for people are fucking stupid.
Please…Im gunna need a list of his greatest “hits”
Covfefe has been a pretty fun word, as well as referring to “Mooch” as a unit of time.
Former President Drink Bleach was a source of many quips or words, good words for those reading along at a 4th grade level…
Former President
DrinkInject BleachFTFY
Look, he’s got a couple pithy keepers, I’m secure enough in my political orientation to admit that. I always joke about perfect phone calls now lol
Edit: also, thuh BEST/most POWERFUL wordz
He did restore faith that George W Bush decision to finish reading a children’s book when the planes were crashing into the trade centre was the best choice.
Idk man.
Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf?
I’ll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit
I’m pretty sure he was referring to “kayfabe” and didn’t quite get it right
K I still need someone to sit down with me and explain the whole “Covfefe” thing
Edit: in homeopathic sized doses, he is objectively hilarious and tolerable. But his word salads make me
wannaneeda self-cannabinalizeIt was a tweet. He tweeted this absolute nonsense and everyone was like “wtf is he on drugs?”
That’s it.
But like has anyone tried to explain or postulate what was meant specifically by covfefe, like what was the context?
Edit:
covfefe = coverage
He probably just fat-fingered his phone with a half-written tweet open. If he’d just followed that up with “…coverage I’m actually the awesomest president ever blah blah blah” nobody would’ve noticed.
But instead it turned into this whole thing about how the tweet was meaningful and people were just too dumb to get it. Which just made him look ridiculous as usual.
I’m so glad I have male-ballerina fingers 😊
I mean it was midnight. So, I think he was trying to say something about despite a day of bad press coverage, coffee? Has allowed him to…
Fall asleep face first on his keyboard?
Idk.
Sometimes when you’re getting up of the john you get that Vagus nerve thing where you 1/2-passout when getting up. Maybe that was it
He was on episodes of WWE wrestling, im pretty sure he just spelled “kayfabe” wrong
Yes. Many people have tried to explain it. Parts of the qult are claiming that it’s a cure for the covid vaccine, (Co)Cobalt, (V)Vanadium, and two (Fe) iron.
Nah, its simple and I literally just explained it (as evinced by [the context of] his tweet)
That’s what actually happened, yes. That doesn’t mean that many people who worship him have not tried to find an explanation that means it was completely intentional, and I think it’s worth knowing about how far people will go in his defence, even when it requires them to twist themselves into pretzels to defend something that would have been completely fine if he had just laughed it off.
I will never understand. Like how does anyone seriously politicize something that random and banal
Bush Jr’s asinine ramblings were funnier IMO. “Now watch this drive” lives in my head rent free.
Fool me twice … can’t get fooled again
