Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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