Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.
Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”
I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death … into a jet engine at max speed.
Found the cape-wearer.
No capes!
… just a very flamboyant loincloth to the same effect …“Their loincloth looked absolutely magnificent as they were being sucked into that jet engine!” - Eyewitness probably.
I mean, if the choice is instant, painless death or decade after decade of your parents asking why you don’t own a house, I guess death is fine?
Dark but that sentiment aint coming out of now where.
I mean a human unable establish a dwelling, that is a clear indicator of a sickness
Old? I’m 38!
This seems to be a recurring trend. Human rights took more blood than ink to write.
