The agency is sitting on a piece of computer history, but won’t release it because it doesn’t have the right kind of tape player.
  • @BilboBargains@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4•8 months ago

    The NSA mission is to spy on people and help American corporations create a worldwide hegemony, they ain’t got no time to be wasting on pet projects for total losers.

    • @sailingbythelee@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3•8 months ago

      “Jesus H. Christ, how is this gonna help us against the Russkies, Larry? I ain’t spendin’ one red cent on this ancient history nerd bullshit. We got commies to catch! Or, uh, whatever the Russkies are nowadays. Throw that FOI shit in the fuckit bucket, goddammit.”