• @technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    Agent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers!

    Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad “investor”.

    I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      5 months ago

      They’re both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like “We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over.”