Ahh, boomers…

  • Ghostalmedia
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    122 years ago

    She’s got hair like that cat Pepé le Pew wants to hook up with.

  • SRo
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    72 years ago

    Wow - I think this is the first time on social media that someone uses boomers correctly. What a day.

  • @Fantomas@lemmy.world
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    312 years ago

    Watching his boomer ass go backwards around that track whilst aspousing the evils of video games tells you everything you needed to know back then, now and forever.

    • 1bluepixel
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      152 years ago

      I think he was throwing shade on the parents by showing how much fun he was having. Though why he went in reverse is a boomer mystery.

      • wjrii
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        122 years ago

        The story is so weird, like somebody (the reporters? Nintendo?) wanted to do a puff piece that was just letting people know the SNES was coming out and it looked cool, but somebody else wanted a serious but uncreative “outrage” angle so they tacked it on and then promptly ignored it. Dude’s literally playing FZero on the weather department’s green-screen.

        • @TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world
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          32 years ago

          Maybe it was outrage marketing. That’s more common today, but even back day there were ads trying to sell games like Sonic by saying that your mom wouldn’t like it.

  • TransporterAccident1
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    92 years ago

    There are several places where the reporters don’t use what would today be typical words for things. I guess at that time the general public wouldn’t have understood words like “graphics” or “platform”?

    • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      It’s a metaphor for their struggle. You think you can go backwards to better times but it’s just an illusion. Then you will explode

  • sdcSpade
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    152 years ago

    It’s okay to critisize, but spoiling the end of Super Mario World is just spiteful.

    • @TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world
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      72 years ago

      Culture was just different back then. Spoilers weren’t a big deal, except maybe for Star Wars fans.

      I remember the era when anime episodes would tell you what would happen in it, if someone dies and stuff like that.

  • TheRealKuni
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    342 years ago

    Fun fact, that $200 in 1991 would be about $450 today. The most expensive Nintendo console today is the Switch OLED at $360. Nintendo is beating inflation!

  • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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    402 years ago

    So parents think it’s a big taking advantage of you conspiracy to get you to spend $200 every 5 years but I don’t remember seeing these news stories about cars lasting 5-7 years and needing to be replaced

    Remember, news has always manufactured outrage for its customers (advertisers). Guess Nintendo didn’t spend enough on the network

      • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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        42 years ago

        It’s fine, just have to understand why they’re saying what they’re saying and what their motivation is

        First and foremost they’re an ad company. They sell ad space. They just need to scare people into watching, outrage them enough, get them habitually hooked

    • @TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world
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      42 years ago

      Funny enough now I think this conspiracy is truer than ever, because only a handful of new releases actually require the full capabilities of a PS5 or an XSX, and most of them are being made by first-party studios to sell those consoles.

      If we think of phones, that is definitely true. To the point some brands like Apple have been found actively undermining older devices to sell new ones.

      • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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        72 years ago

        Sony made it even more deliberate. They blocked sales on PS3 for the same games that were on PS4. So a game may be $40 and on sale for $12 on PS4 but it would stay $40 on ps3. Developers complained about it and it was out of their hands

        Didn’t happen on Xbox. And of course on steam it was the same game all along

          • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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            22 years ago

            Because they hate their customers for some reason.

            I get companies exist to make money, but look at the Xbox unit. They understand having your customers like you increases profits. Sony seems to want to piss them off. Which is funny because the situation was flipped a couple times over the years

            • @boeman@lemmy.world
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              02 years ago

              True, but the biggest reason customer were pissed at Microsoft with the Xbox was the whole ordeal with the Kinect and required online 100% of the time at launch of the One. MS actually listened to customers and walked those choices back. You don’t see that walk back to these anti-consumer choices that companies make often enough anymore.

              • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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                12 years ago

                Well, they ditched the idiot running Xbox and brought in someone who actually understands what gamers want. That was a huge move

                Shame it already had the damage though. Stupid $100 Kinect tax was just brutal

    • @EhList@lemmy.world
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      132 years ago

      In 1991 video games were not seen as a good use of time as theoretically you weren’t gaining any skill from them.

      Cars are a false equivalence as they aren’t purely entertainment like SNES was.

      Finally in 1991 most news media still had a “wall” between reporting/editorial staff and finances so things like ad placements weren’t as much if a factor. Removing that artificial division, which meant media was run as a company first rather than as a news source first, is behind a lot of the decline in news quality.

      • @Saneless@lemmy.world
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        32 years ago

        Well, VCRs or TVs then. Microwaves. Vacuum cleaners. Lawn mowers. Plenty of expensive shit that broke every 5 years

        • @EhList@lemmy.world
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          42 years ago

          My first VCR was a gift in 1985. It broke three years ago. The ones we got in the mid 1990s as we bought more than one TV died faster.

          1991 is still when most things were built to last and also video games consoles as a whole could be accurately seen as a “fad” by adults at the time.

        • @EssentialCoffee@midwest.social
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          52 years ago

          Sounds more like someone bought cheap shit

          The microwave we had as a kid, my brother still uses. It’s gotta be 40 years old or more.

          We had tvs growing up that were 10-20 years old and I’m sure some of the newer 80s/90s tvs are still working, just aren’t used.

          My brother still uses the electric lawn mower my parents bought in the 90s.

          VCRs, well, I haven’t used one in years, so I couldn’t tell you the shape those are in.

          My vacuum is over ten years old.

  • @Sc00ter@lemmy.ml
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    172 years ago

    If you’re a high skill player, meaning you have the skill of a 9 or 10 year old…

    Haha I love it

  • 🔍🦘🛎
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    72 years ago

    Huh, at 1:38 you can see the Super Mario World title screen also show “Super Mario Bros. 4”. I legitimately have never seen that. Must have only been in a beta/marketing release.

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      42 years ago

      Fun fact, Super Mario World was developed at the same time as Mario 3. They even used Mario 3 assets in the early builds. They wanted to make 3 as a send off of the NES and World as a highlight of what the SNES could do.

  • @Eccitaze@yiffit.net
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    72 years ago

    A moment of silence in honor the sacrifice of Kent Shocknek, taken from this world too early while trying to jump his car o7