• @RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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    25 months ago

    Trust the process.

    The man is a tragic waste of functioning organs. And it would be really really funny if one of his own jank ass “smart cars” ends up ending him.

  • @jcit878@lemmy.world
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    462 years ago

    if I was as rich as Elon, whether it’s my own companies tech or not, I’m having a paid human driver on hand at all times anyway

    • Marxism-Fennekinism
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      282 years ago

      Genuinely surprised he’s actually in his own shitty cars and not a Rolls Royce or something.

      • @mayonaise_met@feddit.nl
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        202 years ago

        Elon Musk has made Tesla part of his personality and is the public face of the company. He’s stupid on many levels, but I don’t think he’s this stupid.

        • Marxism-Fennekinism
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          2 years ago

          I wonder how many of the crazy design “features” in those cars are just for his personal indulgence. Like the Model S plad wheel that looks like the yoke on a 747 and which was completely unnecessary and (from what I’ve heard) less usable than the standard wheel.

          • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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            52 years ago

            That’s just an option right? From what I understand it normally ships out with a regular steering wheel. (Not defending Musk, just trying to get things straight).

            If so, I wonder if some engineer used Jedi mind tricks and was like “Elon this idea is so cool, we should have people pay extra for it” to avoid the asinine wheel being shipped out standard.

          • @dustyData@lemmy.world
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            112 years ago

            If it looks stupid, it was Elmo’s idea. There are articles about how engineers ran a shadow Cybertruck design since they hated the very concept and everything Musk suggested with a passion.

          • @mayonaise_met@feddit.nl
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            72 years ago

            They also recently removed the indicator stalks from the facelifted Model 3. For me that would be a reason to get a different car altogether.

            • MedicsOfAnarchy
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              -12 years ago

              “That would be a reason to get a different car.” Sorry - old Airplane joke.

          • tim
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            22 years ago

            I mean its a fun “cool” thing if he had build like a 100 of them not take it into production.

  • @mashbooq@infosec.pub
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    612 years ago

    “We’re trying to have those conversations with Elon to establish what the sensors would need to do,” Baglino added. “And they were really difficult conversations, because he kept coming back to the fact that people have just two eyes and they can drive the car.”

    But people have human brains, unlike Teslas or their CEO. Conversely, goldfish have two eyes, yet cannot drive a car.

    • @SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de
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      22 years ago

      We have two identical forward looking eyes for stereo vision. As far as I know, Tesla’s don’t even have that. They’re all different cameras with different angles. These cars drive like someone with one eye closed.

      • mPony
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        122 years ago

        I was just about to mention the goldfish “driving the tank” robotics project. I’m still betting it was inspired by the old joke:

        There are two goldfish in a tank. One says “How the hell do you drive this thing?”

  • @ApexHunter@lemmy.ml
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    -42 years ago

    Stupid article. Lidar can’t see lines painted on the road. Using lidar wouldn’t have any impact on the described problem.

    • @hikaru755@feddit.de
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      192 years ago

      The described problem wasn’t that the car didn’t see the lines, it was the car steering into oncoming traffic when it couldn’t see the lines. Lidar could potentially very well help with that, by giving the car a better model of the surroundings letting it better reconstruct the intended road path even when the lines are faded, and also see oncoming traffic better and avoid it.

      • @Jrockwar@feddit.uk
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        72 years ago

        Exactly this. Also I wanted to point out, LIDAR absolutely sees the lines on the road. Of course, this is not much use if they’re faded, but LIDAR receives points from the road/ground, and since lane markings are white, they have a much higher reflectivity. So if you look at a LiDAR pointcloud, the lane markings have a higher point concentration and you can definitely see them.

        Source: I work in this sector.

    • @markr@lemmy.world
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      12 years ago

      The successful autonomous vehicle deployments all use LiDAR and hd maps and cameras. Tesla is way behind at this point.

    • Synapse
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      122 years ago

      LiDARs can absolutely detect painted lines and other painted symboles on the road. LiDAR is an active sensor technology that emits a LASER light beam and measurs the reflected echo, using the time delay between emittion and reception (time of flight) to measure distance. The painted lines will reflect the LASER with more intensity than the asphalt and the LiDAR sensor has the ability to measure that as well.

  • @Astroturfed@lemmy.world
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    1082 years ago

    Ive had multiple people get so mad at me for comments about how poorly this shit works. I don’t understand how this is the hill so many people want to die on. It doesn’t work.

    • NutWrench
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      152 years ago

      This. People need to stop simping for billionaires. It’s embarrassing to watch.

    • Final Remix
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      552 years ago

      Sunk cost. The price for these “premium” cars is sillyz and the features don’t work. But people wouldn’t pay such a price for unfinished crap, right? Right?! So they justify it to themselves and get defensive.

      • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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        Also a lot of people will treat any shitty-shit consumer piece of crap as being part of their “personal identity” (an effect very purposefully created and used in the marketing strategy of lots of brands) and that is much more so for something which is way more expensive than pretty much all consumer gadgets out there and which people most definitelly are seen with (in some ways its almost a cross between a 2nd skin and a home away from home).

        As soon as people treat something as part of their identity, any criticism of it is felt as a criticism of they themselves, which depending on the social environment and maturity of the individual, can be taken as an attack.