An NYPD security robot will be patrolling the Times Square subway station::The NYPD is deploying a robot with four cameras to patrol the Times Square subway station.
Didn’t the bot get beheaded?
That thing sucks dick… I know it does…
Patrolling in what way? Just being there is not a deterrent for a damn thing.
“Please scan this code to install the self-arrest app. If you are a first-offender, remember to also create an account.”
It has cameras and can follow people or raise alarm. It won’t take long until someone shoves it onto train tracks, though.
Ya, my immediate though is this things going to get annihilated somehow quick. Throw on a hat and big sunglasses, push it into the tracks, bye bye.
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The robot is gonna fall into a bad crowd soon after being deployed.
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Okay, so criminals are like “It saw us with our masks on. We have 10 minutes to get out of here…”. Not a great deterrent.
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Fat Dalek.
That is a fat Dalek.
*heavy breathing * EXTERMI…NATE
EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR PEPPER
Can even security robots prevent anything?
Is it just fancy CCTV?
CCTV that can follow people, raise an alarm, and be shoved in front of an incoming train when it does. A cleaning robot would have been more useful.
Man it would be funny if someone just takes the thing and demands a Ransom…
I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.
You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai’d after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.
I’m waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain
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Damn you
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It would be a real shame if something bad were to happen to it.
I’m going to steal it.
I’m gonna put my dick in it
I already did
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Why do I get phycho pass vibes from this thing?
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So ACRAB?
I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer
I’m gonna push that offbrand baymax onto the tracks.
So basically a $5 dollar can of spray paint and it’s back to being worth it’s weight in scrap
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Uh, how is it better than a security camera? Can it dispense pepper spray or chase dudes up stairs?
Well, you see this uses up a far larger chunk of the pointlessly huge police budget. I’m sure they’ll also figure out a way for it to kill people soon.
