Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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14•1 year ago
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
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  - @lightnegative@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago
    It’s why horses are measured by hands
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      2•1 year ago
      Yes, farm hands
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  Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?

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