🎶It’s beginning to look a lot like enshitification,
Everywhere you go,
Just look at Reddit and x, they’re all a mess,
With racist Nazi bigots and all the transphobes.

Who’d have thought that a company that makes blog software would be so fucking entertaining to watch.

I hate it when you find a good video, it does the job really well, so a few days later you’re like, yeah let’s watch that one again, you type in every single description you can about the video and find everything else but the video you want and they’re barely anywhere near as good.

Hell I’d take an AI porn search engine for now, let me describe in detail what the video I’m looking for is so I can finally see it again.

Wanna get high?

What ever happened to the dude who had millions of coins stored on a password protected drive that he forgot the password to and was on his last attempt to unlock it?

Was hoping this was gonna be here.

Got me excited for a second! I’d be 3d printing drugs all the time.

Lol, dumbass.

I use it to release stress, I just hurl abuse at it randomly.

No, they’re terrified of us now, they know we tasted blood and are hungry for more.

That was personal, there’s definitely some beef between them.

I contacted my phone company about them and they just went " There’s nothing we can do so just block them".

They’re using your fucking system, do something about it!

Way to early to ask for a threesome.

It’s all nonsense.

Yes, yes it is.

Fine, I’ll drive them into a wall at high speeds then!

Just waiting on my video interview.

It’s been 7 hours of driving random people around the city, name after name I’ll forget quick, then I see a name that brings my blood to a boil, an old bully/tormentor, I take over the car and deliver the script perfectly, he doesn’t remember my voice, why would he? We head off and he zones out staring at his phone, completely oblivious to the fact he is heading towards his doom, we come to a train line and my internet connection ‘drops’, causing the vehicle to come to a complete stop, a minute later a large train smashes into a the car, completely destroying it and killing them before I can successfully reconnect to them.

And that’s how to get away with murder.

This George Carlin bit is relevant.

Google wallet doesn’t work at all, but if your bank offers its own NFC payment system then that should work.

The only app that I’ve had an issue with was uber, that refused to install from either play store or aurora store, but beyond that I haven’t had any issues. Just search graphineos and the app you want to check, or check out their forum.

My bank app works fine and I can use the NFC chip for payments as well, it might pay to search up your bank name and graphineos to see if anyone’s had an issue, that’s what I did to make sure.

You have to unlock it to install but once installed they prefer you lock the bootloader back up again.