Perfectly Safe© until proven* otherwise!

- every polluter ever

*Hope you have good lawyers and deep pockets

paints them in a bad light.

So, like… facts?

Was this corporate spokesperson authorized to talk to this outlet about this topic? Just because they’re a spokesperson doesn’t mean they can talk freely.

I think he might be Taz.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

Not a lady, but I could use the twelve bucks.

It’s capital all the way down, man.

The gamecube had an expansion port

Three ports, actually. One for network, one for the GBA player, and one that wasn’t used as far as I can recall.

and a handle.

Not totally useless!

Just imagine the possumbilities!

I doubt this will hold up now that they’re owned by Walmart, but I’ve gotten exactly zero ads on Vizio panels since I first bought one in 2017. I have two at the moment and they’re both effectively dumb displays with no network access.

Deplorian

I’ll be borrowing that one.

I’ve got this kind if you need it: ¿

First one’s on the house.

If those kinds of things happened I wasn’t around to see it.

Did have a guy do some embroidery on his palm during sewing class though (we got the kitchen sink thrown at us in middle school, was actually kind of neat). Same guy intentionally turned the oven up to max while making pretzels in home ec. Not the brightest bulb.

Nah, purely resistive loads in that class. Was pretty basic since it was a required course. Electronics in high school, an elective… yeah there were some dipshits that earned the Sparky nickname.

Now tech school, where we were left unsupervised for lunch… yeah there were a lot of blown out voltage regulators from using our hand-built power supplies to pop capacitors in various ways and degrees of safety. What can I say, some guys just love the smell of burnt peanut butter.

Middle school for me. Was about a month of machine shop. We built a breadboard, demonstrated the difference between series and parallel using light bulbs, that kind of thing.

I know I have a “swords united” meme with C/c at the center but can’t find it for the life of me.

Better?

A friend tried to get me to sign up in the early boom days. “It’s like MySpace, but for adults!” Yeah, that’s not the selling point you seem to think it is.

we had condo buildings collapsing and people dying WITH regulations.

Further proof that regulations don’t work! The Invisible Sky Daddy Hand shalt self-correct! All is right with the world! Praise be unto The Market, may its blessed Line forever Go Up.

Now, let us prey.